April 2012
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The dark day has come people - I am quitting drinking
narweenie:
two hands two boobs this isn’t a coincidence
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird. Friend: Have you ever read anything like that? Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: No ew that’s gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
motoroladroid:
what if there was a popular tv show that had a gay character whose entire personality and plot wasn’t based on the fact that they’re gay
Inori: Hey, I've just met you,
Inori: and this is crazy
Inori: BUT I'M A SINGING TERRORIST THAT IS A CLONE OF YOUR SISTER WHO WANTED TO FUCK YOU
Inori: so call me maybe
shu: ...okay
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
Something tumblr has taught me
thejedihavetheleft:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
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I dont care if this is completly inappropriate - this is my tumblr and I do what I want * insert sassy z formation clicking *
I want sex. Not a relationship. Not any of that love bullshit. Just someone to warm my bed in a way.
Not that a relationship would be a bad thing (especially cause I feel like im the only one without a romantic interest in my friends group) but ya know. Just someone to fuck...
Reblog if you're unattractive and single.
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Baby steps
Not that any of you really care, in fact I wish I didn’t care at this point, but I made more progress towards getting over my ex. For the first time since I broke up with him he does not feel like a part of my present or future. Simply someone who is a part of my past that is slowly becoming less and less important as my future looks brighter and brighter.
Sorry if you actually read that but...
